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El lunes termino las clases siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Yo este lunes solo fui 3 horas

Me encanta vinesauce

I just registered to post my 2 cents about this:

First of all, I hate facebook games, and i still play them, i hate sim city societies, i still play it, I hate black and white 2 and i still play it... but the borderlines are here:

1.- MINECRAFT I hate that BS enough that every time i hear it, it triggers my berserker button
2.- Dragon Age 2: see bellow
3.- Saints Row the third/4: want to know how to ruin a great series? try to mimic Seth's stupid humor and add STUPID RANDOM GANGS composed by wrestlers and daft punk fans...

ok, this borderlines are games that I won't touch again even if you pay me for doing it, but Dragon Age 2... the only EXCUSE that can let me torture myself into THIS CRAP would be no way to import a game from DAO/DAA/WH to DAI. If inquisitions restarts is ok, if it DOESN'T but can take Witch Hunt saves as a valid import then it is also ok. BUT IF YOU CAN ONLY IMPORT USELESS HAWKE SAVEGAMES(Hawke is the most useless character i have ever met, his only important decition was fucking Merril or whatever her name is) THAT WOULD BE WORSE THAN ANY CHINESE OR AZTEC TORTURE EVEN CRAFTED!

I mean, the graywarden was an important character, every single choice he had was just to suck it up and do whatever he was ordered... this is cool for GTA like games. Having Hopkins, Claude Speed and even CJ as victims is cool, but Hawke... Hawke is like if you had to control Constantinos in Bully or worse... THE YETI IN SAN ANDREAS (yes, I know there is no yeti in san andreas) he rans away, meets Merill, cries, almost fucks Merill, feels sorry for Aveline, helps Aveline TOO MUCH TIMES AND SHE STILL SUCKS BIG DINOSAUR BALLS AT FLIRTING, makes bad jokes, helps Merril, feels sorry for Merril, fucks Merill, Saves or condemns a bastardized version of the cool guy who used to be Anders (who doesn't even has a Ser Pouncelot), complains, can't fuck Merril this time and in his anger kills BOTH SIDES of templars and apostates, and finally flips the tables and goes on a quest for fucking Merill and maybe breeding with her, or at least that's what the stupid "Bianca" Bard tells. I hate hawke as i hate Patroklos from Soul Calibur V, everyone from Final Fantasy XIII, and any other pseudo-badass-funny guy that comes with the secuel killer, what is worse? Hawke style characters seems to be trending.

aside from hatting Hawke, I hate the way developers are treating the user, is like if we were stupid beings who just want "God of War" clones, with sponge weapons that are hitting living ubber slow pinatas, this also applies for NINTENDO and his crappy Hyrule Warriors. Like if we have had not enough with the nasty tutorials, now they are tossing "easy peasy" games which harder levels become like BOOOOORING LEVELS just adding more hordes and more vitality of the pinata enemies.

Forget about Shaq-Fu. Shaq-fu would be AWESOME nowadays, with a lot of games getting simpliffied, DLCs and scripted by writters who are fans of Seth McFarlane works and youtube poop jokes this is becoming a bad experience. I had at least one good use for "saints row the third" now, it's CD stops my coffee to stain my furniture. But dragon age 2 is not even doing that (electronic, no hard copy this time) is just something i want to forget, something i wish never happened, something that I noted in a "to-stop" list in case time travel becames possible, something I want to ban from existence. This is Because Dragon Age was a masterpiece, and dragon age 2 is just "lolipop chainsaw in middle ages". Maybe if it was released as a game like "no more heroes" with a "Johnny Turbo gained a level in badassery" like character (after all, no more heroes is "Captain N' gains a level in badassery") I would praise it. But tainting one of my favorite franchises is something i won't forgive

Me está encantando Jojo. Vi hasta el 6 este incluido, y ahora veré los que me quedan. Me gusta mas ver los animes de una tirada, ya concluidos, pero bueno.